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 Tere Dil Me Dosti Ki Buniyad Rkhege
Khud Ko Kaid Tujko Azad Rkhege
Khi Ho N Jye Gustaki Dosti Me
Isliye Hm Apne Kdm Tere Kdmo K Bad Rkhege


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You can't escape history, or the needs and neuroses you've picked up like layers and layers of tartar on your teeth. 


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Santa : Yaar Achha Hua
Me India Me Paida Hua
America Me Nahi
Banta : Q America Me
Hota To Kya Hota ?
Santa : Tu B Na
Muje English Kaha Aati Hai


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Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.

Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay

You can't escape history, or the needs and neuroses you've picked up like

layers and layers of tartar on your teeth.  

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"The person who loves you most will Trouble and irritate you the maximum,But when you drop a tear,

He will fight With the whole world to Stop ur tears"

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“Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort in your life, makes all the difference.”


Mann me apke har baat rahegi,
Basti chhoti hai magar aabaad rahegi,
Chahe hum bhulade zamane ko,
Magar aapki ye pyari si dosti hamesha yaad rahegi…


Har aahat ehsaas hamara dilaayegi.
Har hawa khushbu hamari laayegi.
Hum dosti aisi nibhaayengey yaara!
Ki hum na honge aur humhari yaad tumhe sataayegi..







Tumhare pyaar mai hamne bahut chote khaye,
Jiska hisaab na hosake utne dard paye,
Phir bhi tere pyaar ki kasam khake kehta hu,
Hamare lab pe tumhare liye sirf pyaar aaye.
  






 
Ab Ham Dekhei Tere Sapne Jab-Bhi Aankh Lagi Hai,
Kholun Aankhei Band Rakhun Teri Hi Tasweeren,

Diwane Tere Kitne Ham Kese – Tujhe Bat Layei,
Raat Or Din Teri Bate Ham Khud Se Kiya Karte Hai

 

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Titanic doob raha tha.

1 gore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni dur hai.

Santa- 2kms.

Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha-kis taraf.

Santa-NEECHE.......
 

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Sardar told his son:
‘‘o tu ghabra mat,
tu to sher da puttar hai.‘‘
Beta:‘‘papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti
Hai k tu kisi jaanwar ki
Hi aulad hai‘‘…….

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Santa: May I come in Sir?
Interviewer: Wait please.
Santa: 80 Kg Sir!

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May each day of the coming year
be vibrant and new
bringing along
many reasons for celebrations

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Aansu ko bahot samjhaya tanhai me aaya karo,
Mehfil me hamara mazak na udaya karo,
Is par aansu tadap kar bola,
tne logo me apko tanha paate hai,
Isliye chale aate hai!









 


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